1. Captain Kirk & William Shatner are Two Different People

2. They Burnt My Arse With a Chicken

Bob Mortimer, Gemma Whelan, Tom Rosenthal and Lizzie Roper join Alan for amusingly aimless banter, which veers from Game of Thrones to shoplifting and mistaken identity.

3. Free Pussy

Annie Siddons, Patrick Kielty, Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett join Alan to muse on parking tickets and plane crashes.

4. Frank Bruno Was the Original Bus Driver

Melanie C, Jamali Maddix, Jessica Knappett and Ardal O'Hanlon join Alan to chat about, well, whatever they fancy. The Nazis, bad funerals and the Spice Girls, for instance.

5. The Poxed Puppies of Leprous Bitches

David Baddiel joins Alan to relive those glory days of Euro '96. The witty chat doesn't end there as Sindhu Vee, Elis James and Beattie Edmondson discuss celebs and B&Bs.

6. Half of My Special Rose

7. My Breasts are at War

8. Roll Your Trousers Up and Do a Krankie