1. The Perfect Lecture

Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.

2. Is College Worth It?

Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.

3. Do You Know Who You Look Like?

The history department hires a new professor who looks just like Steve. Pony reveals she can't speak Spanish.

4. The Diamond Castle

Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

5. Kenny Winker Rules

Kenny Winker is giving away a ticket to hang with him on his tour bus.

6. China-Man Begins

Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.

7. Total Validation

Total Validation, China, IL's newest counselling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.

8. Surfer God

9. Prank Week

10. Wild Hogs