1. Recap

OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

2. Clone

Comet is back! Thank you, science!

3. Cheating

Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

4. Woody Allen

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

5. Trick-or-Treat

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

6. Hoffmoween

Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

7. Excuses

My dog ate this video description.

8. Presentation

The best presentation in the history of history class.

9. Driving

Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.

10. Woody Allen 2

Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.

11. Naked

Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.

12. Fired

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

13. Hired

One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

14. Photo Shoot

A face that only her sister could love.

15. Bath

Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

16. Presentation 2

I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.

17. Conference

Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

18. Sexy Time

Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

19. Sick

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

20. Confession

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

21. Church

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

22. Vegas (1)

23. Vegas (2)

24. Vegas (3)

Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

25. Vegas (4)

Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

26. Gold Rush

Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

27. Presentation 3

Always present on an empty stomach.