1. Bloody Mary’s Are Gross

Nothing projects raw masculinity like a pint glass of ketchup soup that tastes like dirty seawater.

2. Twinsies

3. Either the Cat Goes or I Do

Emily got a cat, but Murph is allergic to them. What can they do now?

4. Put Your Phone Away

5. The Wrong Way to Reveal Your Pregnancy

6. It’s Harder to Make Friends as an Adult

7. I’m Glad Your Exes Are Hot

8. Adults Can’t Wear Crop Tops

9. Stop Posting Unflattering Photos of Me

10. Happy Birthday! You’re Not Special

Emily’s birthday party at the restaurant gets a dark turn.