1. The First Episode, Slut Mobile

Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

2. Phil's Balls

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

3. Mustard Inspector

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

4. Sickly Man Magazine

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

5. Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat

Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.

6. Spring Break Special

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

7. Glenn and Phil via Satellite

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

8. Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

9. Parent Statues

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.

10. Swimming Across Lake Washington