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The SimpsonsSeason 31

Season 31

Air Date:September 28, 2019
Episodes:22

Episodes

The Simpsons S31E1 - The Winter of Our Monetized Content
Episode 1September 28, 2019

The Winter of Our Monetized Content

22m

When a video of Bart and Homer fighting goes viral, they begin a journey as social media celebrities; Lisa battles the school's new industrialized detention system.

The Simpsons S31E2 - Go Big or Go Homer
Episode 2October 5, 2019

Go Big or Go Homer

23m

Homer must supervise interns, among whom is a go-getter who asks Homer to be his mentor.

The Simpsons S31E3 - The Fat Blue Line
Episode 3October 12, 2019

The Fat Blue Line

23m

During the San Castellanta street festival, much of the town finds their wallets have been pickpocketed; after the state investigator puts the wrong man in jail, Chief Wiggum sets out to catch the real criminal and show he's still up for police work.

The Simpsons S31E4 - Treehouse of Horror XXX
Episode 4October 19, 2019

Treehouse of Horror XXX

23m

The 666th episode of the Simpsons parodies the Omen and Stranger Things, not to mention a little Crazy Rich Aliens.

The Simpsons S31E5 - Gorillas on the Mast
Episode 5November 2, 2019

Gorillas on the Mast

23m

After a trip to Aquatraz Water Park, Lisa becomes determined to set free Springfield's most vicious animals in captivity. Meanwhile, Homer fulfills a lifelong dream of buying a boat, and quickly realizes boat ownership sucks.

The Simpsons S31E6 - Marge the Lumberjill
Episode 6November 9, 2019

Marge the Lumberjill

23m

When Marge realizes that everyone views her as boring, she takes up competitive lumber-jacking as a hobby (and has a real gift for it). The circuit of competitive timbersports takes her on a month-long retreat to Portland with her trainer, Paula, whom Homer worries is going to steal her away forever

The Simpsons S31E7 - Livin La Pura Vida
Episode 7November 16, 2019

Livin La Pura Vida

23m

The Simpsons join other Springfield families on the Van Houten's annual trip to Costa Rica, which they obviously can't afford. While there, Homer befriends Patty's new girlfriend, Evelyn, and Lisa tracks down the real reason the Van Houtens can go on this trip every year

The Simpsons S31E8 - Thanksgiving of Horror
Episode 8November 23, 2019

Thanksgiving of Horror

27m

The Simpsons face various Thanksgiving nightmares, including the first Thanksgiving, an A.I. mishap and a dangerous space mission complicated by a sentient cranberry sauce.

The Simpsons S31E9 - Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
Episode 9November 30, 2019

Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

22m

Todd blames God for the death of his mother and rejects his faith, so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons, hoping they can scare him into believing in God again.

The Simpsons S31E10 - Bobby: It's Cold Outside
Episode 10December 14, 2019

Bobby: It's Cold Outside

23m

Sideshow Bob gets contracted as this year’s mall Santa. Meanwhile, someone is stealing all the Christmas packages off people’s front porches.

The Simpsons S31E11 - Hail to the Teeth
Episode 11January 4, 2020

Hail to the Teeth

23m

Homer and Marge attend Artie Ziff’s wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge. Meanwhile, Lisa grapples with the misogynistic implications of the immediate popularity she receives after getting her new Invisalign braces.

The Simpsons S31E12 - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson
Episode 12February 15, 2020

The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson

23m

Marge recruits Chrissy Teigen and John Legend for an education-based proposal.

The Simpsons S31E13 - Frinkcoin
Episode 13February 22, 2020

Frinkcoin

23m

Lisa decides to do an essay on Professor Frink just as the scientist invents a new cryptocurrency. When this makes him the richest man in Springfield, Mr. Burns sees red and he starts plotting against Frink in order to restore his former status, while Frink learns who his real friends are.

The Simpsons S31E14 - Bart the Bad Guy
Episode 14February 29, 2020

Bart the Bad Guy

23m

Bart accidentally sees a new superhero movie one month before its intended release, and uses his knowledge to terrorize the other fans. Two executive producers of the film attempt to prevent Bart from leaking any more news to the public.

The Simpsons S31E15 - Screenless
Episode 15March 7, 2020

Screenless

23m

When Marge implements a screen time limit for the family, she realizes that she is the one addicted.

The Simpsons S31E16 - Better Off Ned
Episode 16March 14, 2020

Better Off Ned

23m

Bart bonds with Ned Flanders, which leaves Homer jealous, so he retaliates by mentoring Nelson Muntz; a heroic act by Homer makes Bart look up to him again.

The Simpsons S31E17 - Highway to Well
Episode 17March 21, 2020

Highway to Well

23m

When Maggie goes to preschool, Marge decides to get a job to pass the time and ends up working at an upscale weed dispensary; Homer decides to open his own dispensary that mimics a sketchy drug deal, putting their two businesses at odds.

The Simpsons S31E18 - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby
Episode 18April 18, 2020

The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby

23m

Mr. Burns tasks Homer with swindling Cletus Spuckler out of his newfound helium fortune. Meanwhile, Maggie is reunited with Hudson from Playdate with Destiny again, only for Marge to tear them apart after his mother annoys her.

The Simpsons S31E19 - Warrin' Priests (1)
Episode 19April 25, 2020

Warrin' Priests (1)

23m

Helen Lovejoy's request for a youth pastor is answered by Bode Wright, a charismatic young preacher from Michigan. When Bode quickly has the Springfield congregation enamored by his easy-going and liberal approach to religion, an outcast and suspicious Reverend Lovejoy decides to look into the newcomer's past.

The Simpsons S31E20 - Warrin' Priests (2)
Episode 20May 2, 2020

Warrin' Priests (2)

23m

While Bode has won over most of Springfield, he finds one churchgoer he can't sway in Ned Flanders. Meanwhile in Michigan, Reverend Lovejoy finds the ammunition he needs to get rid of his replacement.

The Simpsons S31E21 - The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds
Episode 21May 9, 2020

The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds

23m

After severing her sibling ties with Bart, Lisa attends a sleepover at her new friend Addy's house, only to discover that Addy's clique are a group of cruel snobby rich girls that taunt her. Meanwhile, Homer takes Marge on a sunset cruise for the evening and finds himself at odds with the boat's cover band.

The Simpsons S31E22 - The Way of the Dog
Episode 22May 16, 2020

The Way of the Dog

23m

Santa's Little Helper nips at Marge, causing the family to reflect on the difficult life that the dog led prior to being adopted by the family. They end up reuniting him with his mother to avoid having to euthanize him.