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The SimpsonsSeason 18

Season 18

Air Date:September 9, 2006
Episodes:22

Episodes

The Simpsons S18E1 - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
Episode 1September 9, 2006

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer

22m

Lisa's friendship with Fat Tony's son Michael prompts mob boss Tony to invite the Simpsons over for dinner. Michael says he'd rather be a chef than take over the family business, but that's before Tony is shot by a rival mobster.

The Simpsons S18E2 - Jazzy and the Pussycats
Episode 2September 16, 2006

Jazzy and the Pussycats

23m

A child psychiatrist suggests drumming to channel Bart's energy, and the boy proves he's got the beat when he shows some talent on the skins.

The Simpsons S18E3 - Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
Episode 3September 23, 2006

Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em

23m

Marge reads Homer's carpentry books and becomes very handy at fixing things. Gender bias keeps the townspeople from accepting a female carpenter, so Marge pretends that Homer does the work. Meanwhile, Bart torments Skinner when he learns the principal has an extreme allergy to peanuts.

The Simpsons S18E4 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
Episode 4November 4, 2006

Treehouse of Horror XVII

23m

The 17th annual Halloween trilogy. Included: "Married to the Blob," in which a meteor turns Homer into a monster; "You Gotta Know When to Golem," about a monster from Jewish folklore; and "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid," about an alien invasion.

The Simpsons S18E5 - G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
Episode 5November 11, 2006

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

22m

Homer is bamboozled by Army recruiters and winds up in basic training, where he runs afoul of a tough-minded colonel and is assigned to play the enemy in war games.

The Simpsons S18E6 - Moe'N'a Lisa
Episode 6November 18, 2006

Moe'N'a Lisa

23m

Lisa sees poetry in the notes Moe sticks to the walls of his hotel room, so she sends his work to a poetry journal, which publishes it, making Moe the toast of the literary circuit.

The Simpsons S18E7 - Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)
Episode 7November 25, 2006

Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)

23m

Homer is fired and decides to buy an ice-cream truck. Marge makes use of the mountains of Popsicle sticks from Homer's ice-cream consumption by creating sculptures of Springfield citizens with them, leading to a feature about her on the news.

The Simpsons S18E8 - The Haw-Hawed Couple
Episode 8December 9, 2006

The Haw-Hawed Couple

23m

When Bart ends up the only guest at Nelson's birthday party, the bully decides he's his best friend and goes about protecting Bart in a parody of "Goodfellas." Meanwhile, Homer reads Lisa to sleep and debates on whether to reveal the book's sad ending to her.

The Simpsons S18E9 - Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
Episode 9December 16, 2006

Kill Gil, Volumes I & II

23m

Homer jumps into a brawl during a holiday ice-skating show. To escape the melee, Marge takes the family Christmas shopping, where a chance encounter with Gil leads to bad luck for Gil and the Simpson clan.

The Simpsons S18E10 - The Wife Aquatic
Episode 10January 6, 2007

The Wife Aquatic

22m

Selma and Patti's home movies make Marge nostalgic for the Barnacle Bay vacations of her youth, so Homer takes the family there, but the area has changed since the Bouviers were little girls.

The Simpsons S18E11 - Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
Episode 11January 27, 2007

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times

23m

Homer learns three lessons about revenge from stories told by Marge, Lisa and Bart that parody "The Count of Monte Cristo," "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Batman Begins."

The Simpsons S18E12 - Little Big Girl
Episode 12February 10, 2007

Little Big Girl

22m

Lisa pretends to be Native American for multicultural day at school. Meanwhile, Bart finds love with an older woman.

The Simpsons S18E13 - Springfield Up
Episode 13February 17, 2007

Springfield Up

23m

A documentary filmmaker who interviewed a group of Springfield schoolchildren 32 years ago has followed up at eight-year intervals to film how their lives have unfolded.

The Simpsons S18E14 - Yokel Chords
Episode 14March 3, 2007

Yokel Chords

23m

Bart has to see a psychiatrist after he starts a panic at school by telling a story about a murderous cafeteria worker. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to civilize Cletus Spuckler's hillbilly children, with mixed results.

The Simpsons S18E15 - Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
Episode 15March 10, 2007

Rome-Old and Juli-Eh

22m

Selma and Grampa embark on a May-December romance, and Bart and Lisa get into trouble with deliverymen over cardboard boxes.

The Simpsons S18E16 - Homerazzi
Episode 16March 24, 2007

Homerazzi

22m

After a celebrity scandal is accidentally captured in a family photo, Homer decides to become a paparazzo.

The Simpsons S18E17 - Marge Gamer
Episode 17April 21, 2007

Marge Gamer

23m

Marge goes online for the first time and becomes obsessed with a role-playing game that Bart and many of their neighbors are playing. Meanwhile, Lisa develops her own obsession--for soccer--and Homer becomes a referee.

The Simpsons S18E18 - The Boys of Bummer
Episode 18April 28, 2007

The Boys of Bummer

23m

Bart goes from hero to goat on his Little League team after an error in the championship game. Meanwhile, Homer falls asleep on a bed in a department store. When he's awakened, he raves about the mattress and is given a job as a salesman.

The Simpsons S18E19 - Crook and Ladder
Episode 19May 5, 2007

Crook and Ladder

23m

Homer, Apu, Moe and Skinner volunteer as firemen after Homer's sleepwalking accident injures the town's firefighters. They do some light looting at the fires to make up for not being compensated, but Marge and Lisa shame them into mending their ways.

The Simpsons S18E20 - Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!
Episode 20May 12, 2007

Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!

23m

The Simpsons' pooch, Santa's Little Helper, becomes a police dog.

The Simpsons S18E21 - 24 Minutes
Episode 21May 19, 2007

24 Minutes

23m

In a parody of "24," the school's Counter Truancy Unit tries to stop three sixth-graders planning to disrupt the school bake sale with a stink bomb.

The Simpsons S18E22 - You Kent Always Say What You Want
Episode 22May 19, 2007

You Kent Always Say What You Want

23m

Newsman Kent Brockman is fired for swearing on the air when Homer dumps coffee in his lap, but Lisa gets Brockman back in the game with her Webcam.