1. The Really Longest Day

Bernice & Fish meet the five children who will live at their home.

2. The Car

After taking a ride in Fish's car, Mike spends a night in jail.

3. Power Play

Fish finds that Victor is involved in a numbers game.

4. Cold Cash

With the furnace out of order, the house is freezing. Meanwhile, Diane says she wants to have Charlie's baby.

5. Fish's Job

Fish thinks about getting a job as a security guard.

6. Bernice's Problem

When Bernice can no longer deal with the children, she decides to seek professional help.

7. The Neighbors

8. Fire

When a fire burns down a neighborhood house, everyone accuses Victor of starting it.

9. The Social Worker

After seeing how Bernice and Fish run their house, a social worker threatens to replace them.

10. Fish and Roots

Loomis has become racist after watching Roots. To fix the problem, Charlie asks an African student to speak to Loomis.

11. Anniversary

While Fish and Bernice are celebrating their 36th Anniversary, Diane sneaks out to be with her boyfriend.

12. The Adoption

Everyone misses Victor while he is away with the people who could become his foster parents.

13. The New Kid

To Fish's dismay, a Puerto Rican thief invades his house.