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1. Mind Blowing Magician
Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140
2. Wrong Name Right
Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143
3. Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1
Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
4. Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2
Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
5. Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3
Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
6. Divorce Court - Part 1
Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
7. Divorce Court - Part 2
The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
8. Laxifish
Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490
9. Birthday Soup
Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510
10. Siriously Accidental
Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500
11. Still More Plane Stories
You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio from: Always Open #79
12. Andy Andy Yes Papa
Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from: On the Spot 128
13. Gus Gets Some Sugar
Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500
14. Big Red
Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493
15. Dil-Do or Do Not
Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61
16. GusVsUSPS
Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
17. FightClubCruise
Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480
18. Damien Does His Best
Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works? Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5
19. Vengeful Cats
Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446
20. Waiter Strikes Later
Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493
21. Power Pound Friends
Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129
22. Peeing Private Ramsey
Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
23. Barbara Punkelman 6
Barbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open
24. Burnie Sims
Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509
25. Dirty Talk
Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502
26. Basco Tattoos
Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves! Audio from: Fan Service #29
27. Excuse-inal Support Animals
Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518
28. Meanest Angriest Animal
Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520
29. Nuthin Like Huffin
Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520
30. Gameshow of Love
The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Open # 84
31. Whale Cops
How many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514
32. Moon Walker Isolation
What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015
33. RT in Japan
Japan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew. Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511
34. Boat Body Burnie
Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
35. Lindsay Holiday Rally
Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always Open #11
36. Gus vs. Amazon
Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525
37. Blaine the Christmas Crasher
Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523
38. The Scarier Pigeon
Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547
39. Hawaiian Aloha
Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487
40. Three Small Boars
Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563
41. Grossest Insert
What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345
42. The Pickling Problem
What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522
43. Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water
Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535
44. Halloween Ball
The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345
45. Bobbing for Sticks
Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1
46. Burnie Burned
Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527
47. Hands On Mistake
Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91
48. Napoleon's Complex
Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1
49. 3 Soups 2 Many
Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
50. Smith Squad
Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot: 100
51. That's a Lotta Roaches
Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524
52. Chris Is Not Invited
Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5