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1. Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
2. 5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
3. Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
4. Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
5. How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.
6. Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question
In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"
7. Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
8. Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
9. Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
10. The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
11. 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
12. 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.